Spam spam spam spam Spammity Spam! Cannon 2002






Towards the end of the fall semester, we tried our hand at spamming the cannon. But alas, the spamming turned out to be a bit of a fiasco. Eric and Rebecca showed up one Sunday evening to spam the cannon, and did so, and the cannon was beautiful. Sadly, the following morning, when Eric went to check on our handiwork, he found that the cannon had been repainted...as a giant penis! (sound familiar, anybody?) Unfortunately, it clarly wasn't repainted by other Pythongoers, because it lacked veins. The giant penis didn't last long, either. Facilities perfunctorily repainted it black. Thus goes the saga of the cannon. And thus our ideas for what to do to the cannon continue. Do we paper-mache it? Do we duct-tape it? How about (my favorite idea) covering it in fake fur? The debates go on...


The cannon before the spam. How hideously boring!
Hooray! The cannon has been spammed!
Eric shows off the side of the cannon, nicely spammed and saran-wrapped. You can even see a small "spammity" to the right of Eric. And what are those things on the top?
Aha! That's what they are! Tins of real, live Spam! Frightening! You can also see our Greek alter-ego identity emblazoned on front: Mu Pi Sigma.
Oh, how romantic (and phallic). Spam by moonlight. What a great cannon, spam, saran-wrap and all. Too bad it didn't last.