B-Men Roster

B-Men Roster Spring 2003

click for the 2003 E-Men Roster; or the 2002 E-Men Flash Roster

A Quick View of the B-Men

Name

Nickname

Year

Number

Position

Selby Abraham
Mike Askenase
Assafagon
Blake Barnes
Andrew Chira
Mike Chirlin
Alan Cohen
Chris DiCarlo
Matt Donovan
Chris Farrokhnia
Ben Foote
Loveseat Friedman
Tim Garcia
Hadi El Haneidi
Ben Halperin
Chris Healey
Isaac Hirsch
Aaron Honig
Greg Hunt
Aaron Karp
Jordan Kivelstadt
Jeff Larson
Dave Michaels
Paul Nangeroni
Evan Ream
Mike Robertson
Daniel Sauerstrom
Rob Spies
Dan Toga
Ari Weissman
Brian Wolly

Carl
Little Bitch
Assafagon
Dot

Muff
Burnout

Dunny

Jesus
Megahead

CousCous
Bruiser

Shammas

Ottoman

Buddy Holly
Milk
Gumby
Dingleberry

Eunuch
Dan

Fatass
Campuslink
Wolly

Junior
Frosh
Frosh
Soph
Frosh
Frosh
Soph
Frosh
Junior
Frosh
Frosh
Grad
Frosh
Soph
Junior
Frosh
Junior
Frosh
Senior
Frosh
Junior
Soph
Senior
Soph
Frosh
Junior
Frosh
Frosh
Soph
Senior
Soph

Deep
Middle
Assafagon
Middle/Handler
Handler
Handler
Middle
Deep
Middle
Middle
Middle
Handler
Middle
Deep
Middle
Middle
Deep
Middle
Middle
Handler
Deep
Middle
Deep
Deep
Deep
Handler
Deep
Middle
Middle
Handler
Middle

**Selby "Carl" Abraham**

	Wicked Fast Tufts answer to racial diversity Hella abroad

**Blake.Barnes**

	Cool guy Who let the kid with khaki shorts play?

**Alan "Burnout" Cohen**

	Clean cut? Went from Goofus to Gallant with haircut

**Matt "Dunny" Donovan**

	Crazy moves will leave juke any defender Hockey player turned ultimate player Not afraid to be physical

**Hadi "Couscous" El Haneidi**

	Will sky you Just wants to get his jacket back Nasty insulin habit

**Ben "Bruiser" Halperin**

	Likes his 'nanners and Chaloopas Not much time for ultimate with his new music career in Boston Funk Band

**Mike Hart**

	Likes Novelli's style Runs faster and longer than you

**Isaac "Shamus" Hirsch**

	Late arrival on the team Did freestyle in high school

**Greg "Ottoman" Hunt**

	Member of venerable Furniture Line Original Sparky Second E-Man Mountain Club Prez

**Josh "Buster" Hyman**

	Known to protect VaG Likes to sing, but the Flounder hasn't completely converted him to the dark side

**Will "Jagger" Jason**

	If you start him up, he'll never stop High school track star

**Jordan "Buddy Holly" Kivelstadt**

	Party at his place this weekend Eerie resemblance to dead rock star, was Mom a groupie?

**Jeff Larson**

	Got Milk?

**Pat "Deeeznuts" Meegan**

	Nicknamed Deeeeznuts after being a half hour late for his first tournament Looks a little like Roofies

**Dave "Gumbi" Michaels**

	Stretchable Received call from Vinnie Baggadonuts of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" fame Settled for Marc Summers, kept on digging that hole Off getting his Scott on

**Paul "Dingleberry" Nangeroni**

	Pivot foot? We don't need no stinkin' pivot foot! Tall "If I could put on 30 pounds, I would"

**Chris "Teen Wolf" Quirk**

	Quick cutter Solid all-around player Some day he'll be clean-shaven, and all the freshmen will ask, "How did you get your nickname?"

**Mike "Eunuch" Robertson**

	Golf at 11 B-Team Co-Captain

**Dan "Fatass" Toga**

	And it's Fatass by a nose!

**Ari "Campuslink" Weissman**

	Will play once he takes his pants off